AISubs v3.7
I'm Tsushimasa, a driver of a car!
I'm Umejime!
In 2021, AI, or artificial intelligence, has been evolving and evolving.
Sometimes, it's AI that beats humans.
We thought we wouldn't need humans anymore,
but we found this.
A giant artificial intelligence account.
The one that went viral on Twitter.
- No, it's not like that! - It went viral, so we...
- Your antenna is weak! - It's not like that!
I was going to do it before that!
You remembered it first, so...
It's fine if my antenna is weak!
There's a giant artificial intelligence, or LINE, account.
When you see this...
I thought it was funny.
It's not funny.
It's funny!
Don't mess with me!
It's not funny.
There's no way I can beat you.
So, this time...
I'm going to eat artificial intelligence in black and white.
Oh!
It's delicious.
Yeah, it's amazing.
That's why you're eating human food.
No, it's not that fast.
Pop! Pop!
Wow!
And it's pretty strong, isn't it?
Strong?
I sent you, "This convenience store stinks."
No, it's not a bug.
It's not a bug.
If you send me a bug,
I'll come back and say, "The staff ate it up."
Oh!
It's amazing that you know what I mean.
It's pretty good, isn't it?
So, this time...
I sent you a bug and came back.
If you get the answer right...
You can say you've passed it.
Oh!
You can say you've entered the choice.
Yes, yes, yes!
So, it's human value!
The time limit is two hours.
Two hours!
Are you ready?
OK!
From now on...
We're going to be desperate and cut time off for two hours.
But it's not our problem, is it?
In other words, yes!
It's AI-like.
You can say something like this, can't you?
From 7:30 in the morning...
I'm cutting time off...
Maybe...
Even college students can't do it.
We started cutting time off the earliest in Japan.
Wow!
I was surprised!
It's dangerous!
The topic is "now".
Anything is possible.
Well, first of all...
Shibuya-san, what is "now"?
How do you practice?
This train stinks.
Why does it stink?
As long as we cut that earlier...
We might be able to do it.
Maybe there is a pattern.
After all, it's a machine.
So, we're going to start two hours from now.
Pipe!
Battle! Start!
Chance!
Here it is! This train stinks.
Pantagraph is panda club.
Panda. It looks like it's going to hunt animals.
It steps on apples.
Correct!
Ticket is umeboshi sheet.
Umeboshi sheet!
It's pretty good, but...
But it's correct!
I thought about it, but if the ticket was in my pocket, it would be infinite.
But I kept changing it to umeboshi sheet.
You might have done it in that kind of program.
This train stinks.
It's covered in hair.
Wow!
You're good!
How is it?
Pipe.
Yes!
Cat bus.
It's pretty good, but...
It's a little...
I think you're using AI the most right now.
Really?!
That's right!
It's an AI-specific car.
A lot of cows are grazing.
I like that kind of drink.
I want to make that kind of drink, too.
This train stinks.
Yes!
Toei Zenritsen.
I see.
Tetsuya is too far away.
Too far away?
Tetsuya looks like a human, doesn't he?
I see.
AI can't play with words.
I see.
It's got long hair in it.
It's wild.
But I like the lack of a special teacher.
There aren't many special teachers.
No matter how much you say AI, you can't get a special teacher.
What's a special teacher?
That's right!
The one with a special teacher is the one who chats.
The one with a special teacher...
It doesn't sound like a special teacher.
That's right!
Special teacher!
Power stinks.
That's not a special teacher.
Come on.
What?
You know...
When you wait like this...
Come on.
When you open your eyes wide...
Get up! Get up!
Whoa!
This might be impossible.
Okay, here we go.
This train stinks.
Correct.
Sit on a seesaw.
What?
That's AI.
It's failing.
AI!
It's boring.
It can't argue.
This is going to fail.
AI!
It's like a random combination of words.
This train stinks.
You know what I mean, right?
"This train stinks." The answer comes out right away, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Then let me ask you that much.
This train stinks.
He's frying food.
This train stinks.
It's just a common phrase, isn't it?
That's right.
If you write "this train stinks," you can replace it with a common phrase, can't you?
I see.
Next question.
Yes.
What is Yoshio Kojima's new gag?
Oh!
This is more difficult than AI.
Yoshio Kojima doesn't have the idea that he's doing this kind of thing.
Gag
Just look at it.
I see.
This is boring.
Try it again.
You'll fail.
Yes.
Yoshio Kojima's new gag.
Yes.
As expected, they are related!
(Laughter)
No, it's funny.
That means you're not AI.
It's boring.
This is how it goes.
Ahhhhhh.
(Laughter)
If you say it's definitely a big slice, it'll be funny.
Yeah.
I'm going to do it except for AI.
(Laughter)
Break an egg on the back of your knee and make a pancake.
Why did you end it there?
What is Kojima Yoshio's new song?
Answer!
"Karita Kane wo Kaesanai" (I won't return the money I borrowed)
What's going on?
What's going on with this?
This song didn't get many views, did it?
It didn't get many views, but it's catchy.
There's a game where you say irrelevant things.
I wasn't spoiled for it.
He's got too much confidence from the beginning.
It's funny, isn't it?
It's broadcasting.
I picked up this topic on the Internet.
What is the name of Matsuoka Shuzo Produce's liquor?
Sounds good!
It's good for preventing humans from getting involved.
What is the name of Matsuoka Shuzo Produce's liquor?
"Matsuoka" "Shuzo"
Sounds good.
No, it's not!
Drink it more hot!
Can I say it again?
Yes.
Why do you say the same thing over and over again?
How confident were you?
Matsuoka Shuzo Produce's liquor is...
Tenishu
"Kokkosu" is popular.
"Wakaruwa" is popular.
Sounds good.
It's not like Japanese liquor.
Kou
"Kou" means "can" in Japanese.
Kou
Sounds good.
It's like a word.
It's close.
Yonkyuudou
It has increased.
Do you want to know the answer?
"Matsuoka Suzuo Produce"'s liquor. What is its name?
Kaenbin
I might have guessed it right.
I see.
Both of you picked up a lot of information.
It seems like it's going well.
It's amazing.
If you come like this, I'll do my best.
What happens if you work for 777 hours?
Yonkyuudou
I've never heard of it.
Taishoku suru
It's different.
It's good.
Sugoi tsukareru
It's close.
Sonna koto shite dame?
Koshi yaru
"Yaru"?
Koshi yaru
Chokin ga mono sugoku fueru
Kusai ndayo ne
Okaeri kudasai
Kusai ga mira omae wa
"Kaijuu no..." (Monster...)
"Kaijuu no Ballad" Do you want me to sing it for you?
"Makka na naiyo" (Red sun)
I can't do it.
Sometimes I want to put it in analog.
"Isu no wata ga heta-heta ni naru" "Ki ga tsukeba haru ni naru" "Yone ga johatsu shita"
I don't say things that are too boring.
Like "zein kaere chatta"
I don't say things like that.
zein kaere chatta
I don't say things like that.
"shunden ga nakunachatta" (The power out)
If it was like this, I would have been in a lot of trouble.
"gohan ga samechatta" (The rice is cold)
It's frustrating.
But you're lowering it.
"nemuke no genkai" (The limit of sleepiness)
That's too much.
Let's go to the next one.
It looks delicious.
"zangyo wo nanayuku nanaji de nanjikan suruto dou naru" (What happens if you do overtime for 770 times?)
The next answer is...
"guu no ne mo de nakunaru" (The root of "guu" doesn't come out)
What?
"guu no ne mo de nakunaru" (The root of "guu" doesn't come out)
What is it?
"guu no ne mo de nakunaru" (The root of "guu" doesn't come out)
"meccha tsukareto" (I'm so tired)
This word is interesting in the first place.
Isn't it like "disco"?
Maybe.
It's difficult.
It's a little unreasonable.
"meccha tsukareto" (I'm so tired)
I was trying to get my mind back, but I couldn't get my mind back now.
I lost.
I can do this.
"rock'n'roll baby song" "what happens to babies?"
Let's go more and more.
If you don't do anything, I'll quit.
It's a verb.
Say it like this. It's definitely different.
"Myouji" becomes "hotei" (fixed)
Don't write "eii"
It's LINE.
Don't write "eii" on LINE.
"hedobanjuniu" makes "shikubi" stretch "biyobiyo"
It's definitely impossible.
It's the most different.
It may be extremely difficult.
I don't know anymore.
"oshaburi" is mistaken for "iamori" (Japanese music)
I don't think "iamori" comes up.
"ukasannouppai" makes "tsuinpedal" step on.
"waupedal" makes "asobu" (playing with a pedal)
"ryoushin" and "sleepeaseband" make "otobu" (playing with a band)
"urusakuteounakute" (noisy and crying)
Let's go for the first hint.
The first four letters are "kanarazu" (definitely)
"kanarazuottai" makes "maikaigohyakuenwoharau" (I always pay 500 yen when I drink "ottai" )
"kanarazuuetemiseru" makes "kanarazuotte" (I always get drunk)
"kanarazuotte" makes "kanarazuotte" (I always get drunk)
"sagesugite" makes "yabaisokomadeikkeru" (too low and I can't drink more)
"kyokunzuankouru" makes "kyokunzuankouru" (I always ask for "kyokunzuankouru")
It's wrong.
It's not over yet.
It's too difficult.
"doukeishoku" makes "doukeishoku" (same color as "kyokunzuankouru")
Why does it become "kyokunzuankouru" the moment you realize it?
Go home.
It's not for you to say!
Go home.
Damn it.
I'll say it later.
You don't need an apple, do you?
Huh?
Good bye, Chan.
Hey, let's go!
Make sure to shout!
No.
I'm getting angry.
This is...
Fly! Fly! Fly!
Make sure you cover yourself with a blanket.
Yes.
Make sure you cry a lot in the chorus.
Make sure you get drunk.
Zan!
Zan! Zan!
Nen! Nen!
"rock'n'roll" becomes "olive".
What happens to babies?
ja
Make sure you drink until morning.
I'll drink until morning as much as I want.
"aka-chan" means "baby", so...
"nomu" means "drink".
I got it now.
I got it now!
How is it?
hemohiru
It's lame.
sakayaki
avatars
a.i. answers
mugi-cha
Next, I want to do something with a picture.
Oh!
Yes!
I sent this!
Burning Yumemaru
I don't think a person wearing a cigarette as a costume will judge what you're doing in front of a bonfire.
No way.
I'll do a random one.
Hot! Hot!
You can only do it to humans.
I'm low and human.
I thought it would be versatile.
Yes.
Oh, this is the new iPhone!
Wow!
This is so cool!
It's like a.i.
But it's not.
I didn't know there was such a coincidence.
Such a coincidence...
It has a name on it.
It's not a cigarette, but something like this.
Candle
Isn't this a coincidence?
Yesterday's dream
Oh, "Yumemaru"
Maybe it's such a coincidence.
Yes!
Low-grade YouTuber
It's not such a coincidence!
Wow, it's amazing.
Shibayu! Shibayu! Come here! Now!
What?
I just did something amazing.
It's somewhere around here.
I'll look for it.
Grab it with your own hands!
Glory...
I did it! I did it!
It's glory!
Alright, I'm gonna get it.
Is this it?!
It's like getting an Aikido lesson.
"Yaki maru" (roasted ball)
This is too much.
Wait a minute...
This can't be right.
That's the last one, right?
Yeah.
I'm gonna get this one?
That's the last one.
It's hot, though.
It's not fair.
Here I go!
Dancing poise
Say something with this image.
Mikawa Yadon
Alright!
Do you get it?!
"Mikawa Yadon"?
"Mikawa"?
"Mikawa" is better, right?
"Mikawa"...
Why did I get it right?
Why "Yadon"?!
What is that?!
Huh?
It was slimy.
Did you recognize "Yadon" as "slimy"?
I'm in trouble now.
This is hard.
Are you sure you're gonna get it right?
I think I'm gonna get it right.
Yeah.
This is a common topic.
Press the bus's back up button seven times. What will happen?
Alright!
I'm gonna do it!
I'm gonna go to space!
Wow!
Is "IQ" that high?
I got mad at the driver.
I'm gonna fall seven times and get off at night.
Hey!
Why?!
No way!
That's...
Hey!
I'm gonna be a smelly train.
You're back!
You're back, train!
You're back!
I'm gonna be a transformer.
Wow!
Alright!
I'm gonna be an airplane!
Wow!
You're back!
No way!
You forgot the simplest one, didn't you?
It's me!
I'm gonna fall when I hear the driver's voice.
You're right.
I'm gonna be a bus.
I'm gonna be Randy Burse.
Hey!
No way!
I don't know anymore!
I'm gonna fall seven times and get off at night.
I'm gonna be a bus.
What's up with the legendary bus?
Legendary bus?
Shimai-san, I feel like you're just making us kick our butts through this.
Hahahaha.
Making us kick our butts.
It's funny for me anyway.
We took insurance. I won't make you kick our butts.
Any suggestions?
I don't like this kind of A.I.!
Here it is!
OK!
Kicking our butts is boring!!
ARGHHHHHHH!!
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I lost to an A.I.!
I lost!
Lose, lose, lose, nya!
You were too naive. You couldn't beat an A.I. with your big brain.
Damn it!
You can't beat an A.I.
Damn it, nya!
Damn it!
We didn't have enough brain power.
I wonder if it's going too far ahead.
I don't know what's going on at all.
Does it grow from there?
Maybe it's a child?
You learn from a big A.I., don't you?
Well, there is a way to learn.
You should make an A.I. with a big brain.
If you only have a big brain,
you like to eat fish bones, don't you?
You like fish bones, don't you?
Whatever you say, I can't eat fish bones.
Well, but...
This is not funny.
I don't know what it is.
It's funny!
It's not funny!
By chance.
It's not funny.
It's a human imagination.
It's not funny.
It was funny to see you guys with big brains.
Are you going to make us eat everything?
All of them!